December 2011
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November 2011
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not to be weird or anything but kaya scodelario...
skins-mad:
shrooms-and-skins:
agree 100%
nativityscenegirl:
i’ll be fucked if this rape whistle doesn’t work.
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It's the small things
Roommate: Did you notice my new jeans?
Me: Yeah.
*Still looking at me*
Me: If I was lesbian, I’d totally go for you.
Roommate: That’s all I ask of you.
The shortest horror story ever.
Mom: I saw your blog on Tumblr.
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Hmm...
The people from “Sister Wives” are opening a fitness shop. Proposed name: Fitness Fundamentalists.
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Tis the fuckin season
Reason 1 I don’t want to visit my relatives (sent to me via email from my aunt):
This is really inspiring.
“To eliminate Jesus, in all public matter. And we spoke not a word, as they took away our faith. Forbidden to speak of salvation and grace. The true Gift of Christmas was exchanged and discarded. The reason for the season, stopped before it started. So as you celebrate...
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First world problems in the makin'
My 7-year old brother is complaining about going to eat dinner at Outback Steakhouse.
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nativityscenegirl:
no matter what they tell you, everybody*
tells lies
judges other people
masturbates
*I fixed the typo. I’m not OCD…
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mr-monk
Sometimes I feel like him and me are the same person.
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When old people have good comebacks.
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braced:
if i die before i wake i pray the lord clears my browser history
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I have such a huge crush on Andy Botwin
0hfrabjousday:
He’s so sweet and funny and has such good intentions… Nancy does NOT deserve him anyway.
I want Nancy to disappear so that Andy, Silas, Doug, and Shane (and maybe Isabelle) can just flee and start their own medical marijuana shop and be happy.
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Confessions
Mom (with a glass): Wanna try this?
Me: What is it?
Mom: Beer. Sorry you can’t recognize it cause it’s not in a red cup.
*Bad poker face*
That's so meme: HELL EXPLAINED BY A CHEMISTRY... →
thats-so-meme:
Someone posted this on our college group on Facebook. Not sure if it’s real or not but it’s still funny in a nerdy way xD:
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington Chemistry mid-term: The answer by one student was so ‘profound’ that the professor shared it…
Delusions of Grandeur: .....Wowwww. →
snapesonaplane:
(I work at a movie rental store. Sometimes we have deaf customers. I know some conversational ASL and can usually communicate with the deaf community just fine. A woman and her daughter walk up with a note and place it on the counter and point to it repeatedly.) Note: “We’re…
Anonymous asked: post a gpoy plz
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Instant Conversation Killer
Me: I saw Breaking Dawn. It made me cry…
Girl: Me too!
Me: …because it was so awful.
Girl: Oh.
Let me finish my sentence!
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Irony
Hearing my mother bitch out my younger sister for being on the internet all the time while I’m mindlessly scrolling through tumblr.
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I would love some water...
…but the water fountain is covered in puke. Really, college?
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My reaction to the Duggar's having another baby
loveyouforathousandyears:
Well, at least I know they can raise it! Already have 19, what’s one more???
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The Book Report Babe: Worst. Movie. Ever. →
i couldn’t agree more.
thebookreportbabe:
Seriously.
The best part was the wolf part when they were all yelling at each other. And when Rosalie and Alice kept fighting between calling Bella’s unborn child a “baby” vs. a “fetus” (correct answer always is fetus. But that’s what you get when a mor-oh never mind, I don’t want to be yelled…
