April 2012
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me at chipotle just now
chipotle employee: do you want guac?
me: oh yeah
chipotle employee: okay its a dollar extra is that okay?
me: yolo
chipotle employee:
chipotle employee:
chipotle employee:
chipotle employee:
me: yeah its fine
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“I hear that Donald Trump is trying to prove that Rue wasn’t even BORN in Panem.”
- Twitter
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“Not only is it illegal but I don’t like to alter my mind in that way.”
- Secret Life of the American Teenager’s wonderful statement about weed
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Someone just said “ttyl” to me on okcupid. I didn’t know people still used that shit
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NAOMILY FANS, WE NEED YOUR HELP AGAIN!
weareskinsworld:
Told you it was going to get harder, didn’t I?
PLEASE VOTE FOR NAOMILY, THEY’RE LOSING ON THE BEST LESBIAN KISS POLL IN AFTER ELLEN SITE AGAINST GLEE…
Naomi cries, we cry, the world cries…
VOTE NOW!
We made it last time, we can make it again!! (at least we can really try!)
Anonymous asked: is that really lily loveless in that picture above kat prescott?
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“If you’re not violating the BYU honor code, it’s not worth doing.”
- Tosh.0 can still be funny (sometimes)
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godDAMN i can’t wait til The Hunger Games
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“Because sometimes things happen to people and they’re not equipped to deal with them.”
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Delusions of Grandeur: Can we have a day of... →
s1utever:
I don’t mean like, some kind of “moment of silence” thing in honor of white people. I mean a day of silence. For white people. A whole day in which white people cannot blog or tweet or text or talk. A day in which white news anchors cannot report the news, and no white people get to share their…
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You can’t pray out Down Syndrome. There are some stupid people living in this world
My mother to my grandma on the phone:
Mom: “Karen (my sister) is having some issues with sleep and stress.”
In reality, she has depression with psychotic episodes. Close enough
I had a dream Kaya Scodelario and I got into a fight and I hit her and she was charging me with aggravated assault and rape. Wtf?
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Went to the wonderful cities and got drunk with a transfer from England and told her all about how Kaya is my lesbian crush. I regret nothing
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Laughing At My Nightmare!: At Last! →
laughingatmynightmare:
It is with immense excitement that I am posting to officially release the website for Laughing At My Nightmare, Inc! www.laughingatmynightmare.com For those of you that have been following me from the very beginning, you have witnessed the process of turning a blog about my life into a…
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I didn’t know people actually put Mio in water.
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The person next door to be has switched from singing “If I Were a Boy” to “Halo.” Joy.