May 2012
73 posts
4 tags
shavingryansprivates: what if the westboro baptist church translated wrong and god actually hates figs
May 1st
1,946 notes
April 2012
62 posts
Apr 30th
6 notes
3 tags
There is a 20 year old girl I know who thought all porn was illegal
Apr 30th
Apr 30th
212,329 notes
3 tags
Apr 29th
87 notes
Apr 29th
119,048 notes
6 tags
Apr 29th
65,392 notes
2 tags
Apr 29th
39 notes
4 tags
Fun marketing strategies for abortion clinics
s1utever: Refer-a-Fetus: Refer a friend to our clinic and get 25% off your next abortion. Gold Membership: Pay a small monthly fee and receive 15% off every abortion for as long as you are a member. Must be a member for three months recurring before discount takes effect. Abortion Club Card: A nifty little card that fits right in your wallet! One punch per abortion. Free abortion after your...
Apr 29th
10 notes
Apr 28th
2,269 notes
I didn’t think there were actual conservative people on tumblr… maybe I’m just naive
Apr 28th
5 tags
Apr 28th
6 notes
1 tag
There’s nothing more pretentious than Jennifer Lopez starring in a movie but also singing the songs for the soundtrack.
Apr 28th
1 tag
Apr 28th
1 tag
Apr 28th
Woah! I almost gave a fuck.
Apr 28th
167,684 notes
My goal in life is to say, “another day, another $1000” and mean it. Okay not my goal but it’d definitely be nice
Apr 27th
3 tags
“Good sex isn’t worth a broken heart.”
– Armando (via thevirginsdiary)
Apr 27th
12 notes
2 tags
Apr 27th
100 notes
We were watching a soap opera in spanish today and some girl kept looking away whenever people were making out. We’re in college. Pull your life together
Apr 26th
8 tags
Apr 26th
54 notes
4 tags
Apr 24th
4 notes
Apr 22nd
68,668 notes
Apr 22nd
807,786 notes
5 tags
Apr 22nd
12,132 notes
whatafuckinfamilypicture: If I was your boyfriend I would less cantaloupe, more berries. I’m talking to you, pre-packaged fruit salads. Don’t play me like that.
Apr 21st
109 notes
“I just got kicked off Luther’s network. Do they know I was watching twink porn?” - Anonymous
Apr 21st
2 tags
Apr 21st
2,665 notes
4 tags
Apr 20th
44,722 notes
6 tags
Apr 20th
1,321 notes
Me: Sometimes.... I get so horny for Pizza Hut. Ugh... I just want it SO BAD.
A: You're awful.
Me: Yeah.
Apr 19th
1 note
1 tag
Apr 18th
42,812 notes
5 tags
t4mst3r: whatafuckinfamilypicture: Reblog if you will NOT be getting high this Friday because you will be too busy trying to raise awareness to stop Kony. If I name my bowl Kony does that count as raising awareness?
Apr 18th
736 notes
1 tag
Setting my computer to military time so I can get used to it for nursing. And got into peds next semester!
Apr 17th
5 tags
Apr 17th
1,990 notes
4 tags
Apr 17th
16,352 notes
Fuck school, I’m just gonna watch Malcolm in the Middle all day.
Apr 16th
1 tag
Apr 15th
119,693 notes
1 tag
ihopebarackobama: I hope Barack Obama pops it, locks it, and drops it perfectly every time.
Apr 15th
159 notes
2 tags
Apr 15th
81 notes
2 tags
Apr 15th
29 notes
Apr 14th
58 notes
2 tags
Apr 14th
8 notes
Things I've Learned Tonight
1) Going on a hammock drunk is a really bad idea. 2) Triscuits and water are delicious.
Apr 14th
1 tag
Apr 13th
4,724 notes
I’m gonna need to marry the most emotionally stable man ever if our kids will ever have a fighting chance.
Apr 10th
6 tags
Apr 10th
8 notes
The real miracle of Easter is that McDonald’s still has shamrock shakes
Apr 8th
5 tags
Apr 5th
1,631 notes
4 tags
Apr 5th
332 notes