Amateur Nurse

Newly registered nurse, perfectionist, and lover of Skins, Orphan Black, The Office, OITNB, Parks & Rec and many more

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It’s the small things

Roommate: Did you notice my new jeans?

Me: Yeah.

*Still looking at me*

Me: If I was lesbian, I’d totally go for you.

Roommate: That’s all I ask of you.


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