Nurse-in-training

"To me, vampires are sex… I don’t get a vampire story about abstinence. I’m 53. I don’t care about high school students. I find them irritating and uninformed."

Alan Ball, creator of True Blood

My prof: “The three best things in life.”

New flavor of the day Culver’s is trying out

hotstimulus:

“The Body of Chris” (2006) — Starring newcomer Chris Varney and his well-sculpted body. He and Mrs. Varney, a petite
beauty, love each other on two beaches and in a pool.”Round Yon Virgin” (2006) — The raven-haired Louisa Flagler and her well-endowed new husband consummate their
marriage in a…

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whatafuckinfamilypicture:

Why doesn’t Justin Bieber just say “If I was your boyfriend I would have sex with you” instead of saying a bunch of stuff about weird food and Buzz Lightyear?

After 40 questions, okcupid just starts fucking with you.

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"I’m up for whipping up some santorum in Santorum."

Dan Savage