I love my abs so much that I keep a layer of fat to protect them.

most-awkward-moments:

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When my parents walk by I stop scrolling

most-awkward-moments:

kevin-was-lonely-so-he:

Tumblr can go from puppies to orgies any second.

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"If I had a dick, I wouldn’t put it anywhere with teeth."

my IRL friend hotstimulus

Hmm…

The people from “Sister Wives” are opening a fitness shop. Proposed name: Fitness Fundamentalists.

nativityscenegirl:

no matter what they tell you, everybody*

  • tells lies
  • judges other people
  • masturbates

*I fixed the typo. I’m not OCD…

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