"To me, vampires are sex… I don’t get a vampire story about abstinence. I’m 53. I don’t care about high school students. I find them irritating and uninformed."
Alan Ball, creator of True Blood
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Luther student, Culver's worker, babysitter, perfectionist & lover of Skins, Breaking Bad, The Office and many more
This picture would be kind of awesome if it said their actual names and not Edward and Bella.
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If there’s one thing that everyone on tumblr believes in it’s that Kristen Stewart is bisexual.
Twilight in a nutshell
Hang on, if we can have sex now, these movies can no longer be misguided abstinence allegories. What kind of conservative morality can they transparently promote now?
(pause)
I’m pregnant. BUT I ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT HAVE AN ABORTION!
Read more: If Twilight 4 Was 10 Times Shorter and 100 Times More Honest | Cracked.com http://www.cracked.com/article_19582_if-twilight-4-was-10-times-shorter-100-times-more-honest.html#ixzz1gfgMeIVd
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Instant Conversation Killer
Me: I saw Breaking Dawn. It made me cry…
Girl: Me too!
Me: …because it was so awful.
Girl: Oh.
Let me finish my sentence!
